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Mystery T
Mystery T

Mystery T


Mystery T 

If you're drifting through life, bored of the same old stuff day in and out... the Mystery T is for you. Or perhaps you are a person that never likes to know whats waiting for them in the future... the Mystery T is for you too.

Which T will show up? We don't know yet. But we do know it'll likely provide you (at minimum) 20-30 seconds of happiness, followed by years of stability in your closest by having another "go to" option.

All of our T-shirts are a very soft, constructed from a premium cotton blend and screen printed right here at Paddle North headquarters in New Brighton, MN. We have a lot of shirts that are only available in odd sizes, so they need a new home.


  • Color - TBD
  • Modern unisex fit (guys often size up, girls if in-between should size down)
  • Crew neck and short sleeves
  • Pre-shrunk

    Fit & Sizing